John Cleese stars as Basil Fawlty, the sharp-tongued, short-tempered owner of Fawlty Towers, a hotel plagued by crisis, chaos and bizarre characters.
Episodes: A Touch Of Class Basil advertises for a better clientele and attracts a bit of riff raff.
The Builders I'm so sorry; I'm afraid the dining-room door seems to have disappeared.
The Wedding Party I know what people like you get up to and I think it's disgusting
Hotel Inspectors Oh please! It's taken us twelve years to build this place up. If you put this in the book we're finished.
Gourmet Night If you don't like duck, you're rather stuck.
The Germans So that's two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads.
Communication Problems Basil can't win…even when he wins.
The Psychiatrist Basil provides enough material for an entire psychiatry conference.
Waldorf Salad You ponce in here expecting to be waited on hand and foot, well I'm trying to run a hotel here.
The Kipper And The Corpse Number 8 is dead! Twenty-five to go.
The Anniversary I'll just pop upstairs and ask her to stop dying and then you can all come up and identify her.
Basil The Rat Wanted - kind home for savage rodent.
